One time, I took a dump in my backyard because the toilet had been broken for two weeks (blame our absentee slumlord). My best friend never let me live it down, but you know what? I didn’t care, because on that crisp fall day in 2007, when the gas station whose toilets I had been relying on was unexpectedly closed, I learned something. Specifically, I learned that pooping outside is… kind of pleasant.
But it wasn’t until the advent of the Squatty Potty that I really started to analyze why that was. Basically, if you use a Western toilet on the reg, you’re fighting against your body’s anatomy. But now, there’s a way to poop optimally that doesn’t involve squatting behind the shrubs and hoping a neighbor won’t walk by (though I do recommend everyone try that at least once). Here it is.